- NOBODY is hotter than Miley Cyrus in the Party in the USA video!
- I need to shower in the morning because I get B.O. in my sleep.
- I had a nightmare about SpongeBob.
- Lucky Charms is the best.
- Miley Cyrus is WAY hotter than Taylor Swift.
- My mom won’t let me listen to Lady Gaga because she is an Atheist.
- You bought a new tooth brush just for this trip? How rich is this kid?
- Greek Chocolate is the best Chocolate.
- When you listen to Dr. Drew’s show, you can laugh at other people’s problems.
- Can I tell Jewish jokes? Is anybody here Jewish?
- Who’s hotter Miley Cyrus or Demi Lovato? Dude, Miley Cyrus!
- When I grow up, I’m either going to be an NBA Player or go into the Army.
- The Ring is the sickest movie out there.
- I want to be an Architect, Lawyer or Lacrosse Player.
- I brought four different types of deodorant to make sure I’m covered.
- Brooklyn Decker is hotter than Miley Cyrus.
The boys also informed me that none of them want to be the President of the United States, “because they make fun of you on Saturday Night Live.”
All seven of the boys have iPods.
Unfortunately now my daughter wonders whose side I'm on.